European stereotypes

This are the most characteristic things for every European country. They are 100% true (according to ME)  

So lets see the countries and what I think about them:

ALBANIA: Barbarians

GREECE: Economic crisis (go to work!)

RUSSIA: Vodka dependents

ANDORRA: …….is a small country…..      

HUNGARY: Porn country

ROMANIA: Watch your pockets!

AUSTRIA: They all are like Josef Fritzl

ICELAND ……………….noting interesting only snow             

SAN MARINO: Total enigma

BELGIUM: Peeing statues

IRELAND: Leprechauns

SCOTLAND: Transvestites

ITALY:  Agitated, noisy people

BELARUS: They are Russians!

LATVIA: Vilnius is the capital      

SLOVAKIA: Czech speaking Hungarians

BULGARIA: a country   

LIECHTENSTEIN:………. Is there a country called Lichtenstein? ….. I remember it was on Top Gear

SLOVENIA: Slovenia it is the same whit Slovakia

CZECH REPUBLIC: Drunk people, very drunk…   

LUXEMBURG: Boring

TURKEY: Is this in Europe….?

SERBIA:  Aggressive people

CROATIA: they are to…..

BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINA: and they……

LITHUANIA: Riga is the capital of this country     

SWEDEN: ABBA

CYPRUS: An island

MALTA: Fanatic Catholics

SWITZERLAND: Money makers

NORWAY : they were Vikings    

DENMARK: they were Vikings to....             

MONACO: Snob people               

SPAIN: Hairy girls

ESTONIA: Stalin is the capital city

MOLDOVA: Romania 2  

UKRAINE: A country made for political reasons 

FINLAND: Nokia

NETHERLANDS: Druggd scuba divers (they live under de sea…..)

UNITED KINGDOM : Nothing  new just the same ugly girls

FRANCE: Le Greve

REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIA: ……….Macedonia is in Greece… not?…….

GERMANY : Classical music ( Johann Sebastian Bach, Richard Wagner, Scooter)

POLAND: Plumber exporter      

MONTENEGRO:  Cheep holiday for the poor uncivilized people

KOSOVO: The best friends of the Serbians