The Romanian Drivers

The romanian drivers are one of the worst drivers in the hole europe.
You want to know why i say this?
Here is why

  
                                                                        



                                                                                                       









.............and the best for the last.........a never ending classic....................

Jerry Springer's show is weak

 

I miss the old tabloid talk shows............

pick up lines

- Nice pair of legs. When do they open?
- If you want to get revenge at your boyfriend who cheated you, I'm here.
- This dress don't fit you, you should take off!
- Can I tickle your tummy ... from the inside?
- Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
- Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me! 
- Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Jokes

A drunk says to another:
- If anybody find out that I slept with one of my patients, I am ruined !
- Come on, I heard a lot of doctors that seduced their patient!
- That might be true, but I am a veterinarian!

Public opinion researchers interrogated people about virtual sex.
They ask the man of the street:
- You what do you think of the virtual sex?
- What kind of sex?
Then I am asked a programmer:
- You what do you think of the  virtual sex?
- Virtual what?

Jack and Ivan talk about who has better democracy in his country:
- We have a great democracy, In my county I go to the White House, and I pee on the fence if I want. - says Jack.
- We have a great democracy - Ivan begins to speak -  I go to the Kremlin and in the font of  Lenin's Mausoleum I shit if I want to.
Jack is already thinking that he lied to much, and tries to ease things:
- The truth is that I look around before I pee, because I don't want anyone to see me
Ivan replies:
- Well, I didn't say I take off your pants............

Batmaning in Romania

This is the real batmaning in the country of Dracula.... The yard worker is batmaning in the channel hole, helped by other 2 workers.

Romanian Coca Cola

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I think this is the effect of the economic crisis that hit the country............

highway & horse cart & gypsy & Serbian policeman & guy with a camcorder

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The similarity between Romania and the USA

At first it seems that there are no major similarities between this 2 countries, but WRONG!!! The 2 countries have many things in common, like.....

Transportation

Romania                                                                                            USA

cars.. or carriage I can't decide anyway the Romanian is much cooler, many people own Hummers but a few own such a beauty like the Dacia 1300

Fashion or Bling-bling

             Romania                                                                                                        USA

 I don't have to describe the similarities...... it is obvious.....  

Cities

                        Romania                                                                                        USA

The first photo is made in Bucharest (Ferentari) the second from USA Bronx. The biggest cities of Romania and the USA.

Famous brands

                            Romania                                                                                USA

McDobre's or McDonald's


The road traffic

                                Romania                                                                         USA

The sign from the US is warning you about the moose crossing the Romanian is warning you about drunk people crossing the road. (the Romania sign is real )

Pink Floyd-Brick in the wall (a little bit different)

Today I watched a video on Youtube and I can't decide if they are stealing a car or they are picking up from illegal parking…….

From what I understand from the comments this video was filmed in Poland.

European stereotypes

This are the most characteristic things for every European country. They are 100% true (according to ME)  

So lets see the countries and what I think about them:

ALBANIA: Barbarians

GREECE: Economic crisis (go to work!)

RUSSIA: Vodka dependents

ANDORRA: …….is a small country…..      

HUNGARY: Porn country

ROMANIA: Watch your pockets!

AUSTRIA: They all are like Josef Fritzl

ICELAND ……………….noting interesting only snow             

SAN MARINO: Total enigma

BELGIUM: Peeing statues

IRELAND: Leprechauns

SCOTLAND: Transvestites

ITALY:  Agitated, noisy people

BELARUS: They are Russians!

LATVIA: Vilnius is the capital      

SLOVAKIA: Czech speaking Hungarians

BULGARIA: a country   

LIECHTENSTEIN:………. Is there a country called Lichtenstein? ….. I remember it was on Top Gear

SLOVENIA: Slovenia it is the same whit Slovakia

CZECH REPUBLIC: Drunk people, very drunk…   

LUXEMBURG: Boring

TURKEY: Is this in Europe….?

SERBIA:  Aggressive people

CROATIA: they are to…..

BOSNIA & HERZEGOVINA: and they……

LITHUANIA: Riga is the capital of this country     

SWEDEN: ABBA

CYPRUS: An island

MALTA: Fanatic Catholics

SWITZERLAND: Money makers

NORWAY : they were Vikings    

DENMARK: they were Vikings to....             

MONACO: Snob people               

SPAIN: Hairy girls

ESTONIA: Stalin is the capital city

MOLDOVA: Romania 2  

UKRAINE: A country made for political reasons 

FINLAND: Nokia

NETHERLANDS: Druggd scuba divers (they live under de sea…..)

UNITED KINGDOM : Nothing  new just the same ugly girls

FRANCE: Le Greve

REPUBLIC OF MACEDONIA: ……….Macedonia is in Greece… not?…….

GERMANY : Classical music ( Johann Sebastian Bach, Richard Wagner, Scooter)

POLAND: Plumber exporter      

MONTENEGRO:  Cheep holiday for the poor uncivilized people

KOSOVO: The best friends of the Serbians  

Eastern European Amateur Dentists

Auch that hurts................

Funny Romania

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The theory of evolution

        Evolution is the process of change in all forms of life over generations, and evolutionary biology is the study of how evolution occurs. The biodiversity of life evolves by means of mutations, genetic drift, and natural selection.
 

Mutation                               Genetic drift                       Natural selection

 

 Our future is clear.......