Romania

First off all..

Romaniais a country located at the crossroads of Central and Southeastern Europe, on the Lower Danube, within and outside the Carpathian arch, bordering on the Black Sea. Romania shares a border with Hungary and Serbia to the west, Ukraine and Moldova to the northeast and east, and Bulgaria to the south.

At 238,400 square kilometers (92,000 sq mi), Romania is the ninth largest country of the European Union by area, and has the seventh largest population of the European Union with 21.9 million people

and some stereotypes about Romania and romanians...

  Dracula's counrty; 

• backwards-oriented; 
• primitive;
• corrupt
• refuse to work
•  have to many children
• slow lazy
• trying hard – but never succeed
• mistrust police and government;
• trafficking of women, prostitution, domestic violence and sexual harassment 
• manipulativeness
• nationalists
• bad drivers
• gypsies

 This are the things what others think about Romania but this thing are not representative for  all romanians or Romania, here are some fact about this country

 

The Romanian Drivers

The romanian drivers are one of the worst drivers in the hole europe.
You want to know why i say this?
Here is why

  
                                                                        



                                                                                                       









.............and the best for the last.........a never ending classic....................

Jerry Springer's show is weak

 

I miss the old tabloid talk shows............

pick up lines

- Nice pair of legs. When do they open?
- If you want to get revenge at your boyfriend who cheated you, I'm here.
- This dress don't fit you, you should take off!
- Can I tickle your tummy ... from the inside?
- Hi, do you want to have my children? (assuming the answer is 'no'), OK then, can we just practice?
- I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
- I'd like to get between your legs and eat my way straight to your heart...
- Hey! Wanna play war? (replies)WHAT? (you)Yea, I lay on the ground and you blow the fuck outta me! 
- Are you free tonight or will it cost me?
- Are you lost ma'am? Because heaven is a long way from here.
- Do you have a map? I just keep on getting lost in your eyes.
- Excuse me, I am about to go masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
- Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?

Jokes

A drunk says to another:
- If anybody find out that I slept with one of my patients, I am ruined !
- Come on, I heard a lot of doctors that seduced their patient!
- That might be true, but I am a veterinarian!

Public opinion researchers interrogated people about virtual sex.
They ask the man of the street:
- You what do you think of the virtual sex?
- What kind of sex?
Then I am asked a programmer:
- You what do you think of the  virtual sex?
- Virtual what?

Jack and Ivan talk about who has better democracy in his country:
- We have a great democracy, In my county I go to the White House, and I pee on the fence if I want. - says Jack.
- We have a great democracy - Ivan begins to speak -  I go to the Kremlin and in the font of  Lenin's Mausoleum I shit if I want to.
Jack is already thinking that he lied to much, and tries to ease things:
- The truth is that I look around before I pee, because I don't want anyone to see me
Ivan replies:
- Well, I didn't say I take off your pants............

Batmaning in Romania

This is the real batmaning in the country of Dracula.... The yard worker is batmaning in the channel hole, helped by other 2 workers.

Romanian Coca Cola

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I think this is the effect of the economic crisis that hit the country............